This is how TLOU starts in real life.
It already started last year
“But we don’t want people who watched ‘The Last of Us’ to think we’re all going to die,” Javaid said. “This is an infection that occurs in extremely ill individuals who are usually sick with a lot of other issues.”
bruh
Well how do you think it starts, soon enough the fungi will become smarter and start infecting less sick individuals
An otherwise healthy person can take care of a candida problem by eating a tbsp of coconut oil a day for a week, fyi. It’ll cause a big die off of the infection so you’ll feel like shit for a couple days while the dead yeast bits flood your waste management system though. Cut back sugar during so you’re not feeding the little fuckers while trying to kill them also.
TLOU was cordyceps, the same fungus that makes zombie ants. Thankfully not the same thing.
I always thought it was a tbsp of maple syrup a day to take care of a canadian problem
That just turns you more Canadian
Yes, I don’t believe you.
I’m glad you don’t, because you’ll look it up on reputable sources at some point as a result.
Here’s one in case anyone else doesn’t want to take the time to do that.
C. albicans had the highest susceptibility to coconut oil (100%), with a minimum inhibitory concentration (MIC) of 25% (1:4 dilution)
Unless you eat 1/4 of your body weight in coconut oil this seems to be very irrelevant to human health.
Maybe if my body weight consisted entirely of yeast… that’s the realm of science fiction though.
That’s… Not how concentrations work.
If you eat a spoon of coconut oil the stuff in it won’t magically appear only in the places in your body that are infected, let alone somehow find the yeast cell and cover it in a nice toxic film, all while avoiding being digested in any way. You’re thinking of some pre programmed, intelligent coconut oil or, well, science fiction indeed.
The planet belongs to the fungi, they are just letting us live on it. For now.
Eh, they’ll just cut them back, plaster over the holes and rent it to the next victim.
Now that’s goblincore af
Dude just gave people ideas of how to get revenge on bad landlords, spray some spores on your last day and hope for the worse.
I thought that was the point of the image
That was definitely the joke, yeah