This is the cow taking its revenge for all the rape
cow rape
After a cow gives birth, it only keeps producing milk if it’s continuously milked. But this is bad for the cow, so most dairy farms give each cow 2 months off per year. To make sure the cow resumes milk production after the break, they have the cow give birth at the end of that 2 month period. This involves taking a big syringe full of bull semes, pushing it up a cow’s vagina, and the farmer squirting his sticky load into her. Needless to say, this practice requires states to make an exception in their bestiality laws.
Yea, but the rape makes the milk taste better.
Sure thing, Homelander
I wish I got the reference here, I don’t watch content that casts a shadow.
My problem is I rarely drink milk but when I do I instantly chug half a liter and gastric ragnarok ensues.
I can’t eat a whole slice of cheesecake without quite a bit of suffering, but I can eat half a slice and save the other half to eat the next day, and be fine.
Lactose intolerance will not take cheesecake away from me.
Sometimes it’s worth the pain.
Posting with shit in the toilet
FTFY
I always say that for me, consuming dairy is a sin, and its punishment is severe and instant.
Edit; I fear no gods though. Only my guts.
You know that you can buy lactase enzyme to be able to digest lactose?
I tried that but it stopped working for me.
Buy enzymes that help you break down the enzyme tablets better.
That just sounds like an endless enzyme arms war leading to eventually not being able to consume anything BUT enzyme supplements.
me too and I’m scared it’s allergies :(
Thankfully manufacturers label when something contains dairy.
They don’t work all that well for me.
About 20 years ago I bought some and then read the directions. It said I had to plan ahead before deciding to eat dairy. I think it required taking an hour before. Given that my reaction is normally tolerable and I cannot be so unspotaneous, I gave up on that idea right away.
The ones you buy now, you take with the first bite of dairy. I use Lactajoy, they work great and don’t let me down. The problem I have is remembering to take them or to even check if something not obvious contains dairy. But when I remember, no problems whatsoever.
If you triple commit for two weeks your body will adjust and start to digest lactose.
Or you will die of dehydration. Either way it won’t bother you any more.
My friend showing up to my cheesesteak party without first informing me of his lactose intolerance.
This is me this morning after my wife made mashed potato for dinner. Ive had barely any carbs in months and then this morning it was like a solid log coming out requiring a midway flush so the work toilet wouldnt clog, then followed by soft post-shit clenching to tighten my anus back up
Sounds like you needed a poop knife.
They make medicine you can take before you eat dairy, ya dingus!
Which requires a level of planning I’ve never possessed when it comes to meals.
Honestly I’d probably do the same. I’m a dingus too
Shitting is free
Free for now.
Instant flushing and heated toilet seats are now a part of our subscription plan
I’m allergic to milk, so similar thing, but:
At least you figured out what causes your issue. I still haven’t figured out mine. I pretty much eat the same thing and I’m mostly good but sometimes I’m not.
Time to get a coloscopy.
For real, I don’t mean to scare anyone but that could be a sign of colorectal cancer. Better safe than sorry.
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Might be histamine intolerance. Try eating fresher food for a few weeks to check
It’s not just about freshness, though. Some foods simply contain or release more histamine than others (red wine, shellfish, fermented foods, etc).
I mean, they say their diet is unchanging. It’s already a controlled variable as a result.
Apparently lemon juice is supposed to help, it has the enzyme you’re missing to help break down the lactose, I have no idea, I haven’t tried it, nor researched it, I may be sending you on a wild goose chase, or a wild poop chase, as the case may be…
Lemon juice does not contain lactase. Its main active components are citric acid and other organic compounds, along with vitamin C. Acidity is not a substitute for the missing lactase enzyme.
Sure, lemon juice’s acidity can curdle milk, but curdling is not the same as breaking lactose down into sugars your body can absorb. So this is an old wives tale.
