

I imagined someone pimping giraffes. Which would usually be studs. Someone hauling an open top trailer with a long neck protruding through its slats. Someone transporting their virile, strong, sexy, giraffe to its next impregnation. Someone taking the time to verify their studs’ sperm counts at least weekly. Someone to personally certify that everything is in working order before the next appointment. Yeah, that’s what I imagined
https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/trump-says-hes-holding-up-very-good-after-charlie-kirk-killing-just-started-construction-of-the-new-ballroom/
It’s mediaite, so eh