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“Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.”
“Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.”
Y’all go ahead and become fat unsexy blobs, while I just continue avoiding cheesecake AND crystal meth.
You skinny bitch. It’s people like you who leave their leftovers in the fridge, causing all those kids in Africa to starve according to my personal sources.
Also, call me.
Meth is an excellent weight loss food.
And an excellent teeth loss food. So… not great on the sexy front