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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.
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    Yeah, I’m not taking ANY advice from this dumbass. What does he even do for a living anyways???

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    SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES??? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???

    looks at world

    Oh. Right.

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      I swear to god we have a used car salesman for a president and a snake oil huckster for secretary of health. It goes downhill from there. Everyone talks about fascism but the kakistocracy is fucking real.

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      A worm is the culprit

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        The worm died of starvation.

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          Best one today ,thanks

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            Not a joke.

            The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.

            https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

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              Mother nature is an amazing comedian

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        The thing is, he made that story up to get out of being prosecuted for the crimes he did.

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          .

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      He’s a sperm counter.

      It’s honest work counting those little wigglers.

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      hes also on roids.

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        And probably is getting kickbacks from roid-merchants.

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      It’s not the world thankfully, just their corner of it.

      Imagine if we were all run by people like that, I think WWIII would happen randomly on a weekly basis haha :-(

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