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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.
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    A worm is the culprit

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      The worm died of starvation.

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          The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.

          https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

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