Still my favorite take on this:
I wonder if anyone has actually used that. It’s basically saying “follow me home and rob me”.
Not much different than “My kids play sports, so we’re gone on the weekends.”
They’ll have to get around the line of Republicans following the other car, first.
Heaven forbid they have a luxury car that screams “rob me” oh wait some people aren’t shitbags
3 kids AND 3 dogs?! Lady, you’re already living life in (most likely self imposed) hard mode!
Maybe that’s how the position became “open.”
Missing man is a black dwarf.
Woman’s name is Layla.
Layla Blackdwarf?
It’s an obscure reference to the film Me, Myself, and Irene.
Originally I had said her name was Irene, but then I realized that wasnt the mom, that was Jim Carey’s love interest.
Another one of great Jim Carrey’s psycho horror comedy joints.
