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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

HÖNKHALT

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HÖNKHALT

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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  • TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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    My mother’s kitten has a favourite pastime which is jumping into an ikea bag and getting dragged around the floor in it. She fucking loves it… whats with animals and Ikea bags?

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    Honkhalt is amazing.

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    I don’t think there’s a practical way to actually put swans in ikea bags.

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    This arrangement does not hålt the hönking though

  • Leon@pawb.social
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    FÅGELPÅSE or SVANVÄSKA.

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    ANDRUM or FJÄTTRA could work.

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      ANDRUM is fucking brilliant. Do you work for IKEA?

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    This can’t be real, if so, it’s amazing

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      If it’s real I wanna see what the dude who accomplished this task. That and knowing what his relationship with those swans.

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    Crying my eyes our because I just learned swans can be gay

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      I believe all animals with proper brains can be gay, this is not exclusive to swans

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        Yeah, but black swans are extra gay. Like, gayer than domestic rams.

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    Not KÖBRACHIKENBAGGEN

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    Wtf is an IKEA bag?

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      Ikea bag

    • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      A lifestyle

      Social media users turn Ikea’s Frakta bag into fashion items

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