• Taleya@aussie.zoneEnglish
    12·
    17 hours ago

    day 487 of The Snottening

    I no longer feel hunger. My stomach is full of snot. I subsist now entirely upon my own mucus. All drains are clogged. Bins overflow with tissues.

    My terry molloy davros impression is fucking spot on tho.

    • melbaboutown@aussie.zone
      5·
      16 hours ago

      Ensure and small amounts of protein you can easily eat - whether that be small tins of tuna, soup, of Slim Jims kept by the bed.

      I find protein is really important for the immune system. Heaps of fluid and Panadol.

      Marmite toast is another good one (B12 really helps as does vitamin C tablets)

    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
      3·
      16 hours ago

      Have you considered that you may have whooping cough

      the first month or so of it is just more snot than you have ever seen in your life