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sex is cool but my entire body is screaming at me saying cuddles are required please help
TFW a guy buys me a drink
Sex: no
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I think you were going for ace of spades but my dumb ass just saw a butt plug.
That’s a recipe for a UTI. Please do not garlic bread.
Isn’t garlic antibacterial tho? I’m sure it’ll be fine…
Sex: yes, bottom. My life fucks me every day
well, find (at least) another person who needs to fulfill this requirement
Eh. Any sufficiently aroused aesthetically pleasing human will do; doesn’t need to be a person.
Hey, this is my screenshot I posted on Reddit a few years back!
Lucky you for having the honor of your content having been reposted hundreds of times on Reddit and now here
Sex: a horny dog
I’ll take it!
