To paraphrase some guy I met on a carriage ride the other day: Hey you. You’re finally a woke.

To think he could be making licence plates for free. /s

Sex: a horny dog

Except russian CEOs get a large screen with a handle.

It would be logical to base road tax also on vehicle weight and the use of studded tires (in addition to CO2 like it is now). However, the weight classes should be devised so that the change only affects the needlessly massive cars. This would be a win-win.

colonization is just another word for gay sex

In a less terrible timeline, the dildo floppin around the court would be orange.