He made his fortune the honest way, by profiting off of the slave labor in his father’s Emerald mines.

Homelessness is a lie and propaganda? That’s news to all the homeless people I used to regularly interact with when I worked down town.

They’re afraid of the common man now

The status of our country? What does that mean exactly?

They’re determined aren’t they? To just completely make Luigi a martyr.

They voted for him because they associated Kamela and Biden with “The Woke!”, that’s it.

That and just poor reporting from the Media, the Centerists never saw that Center-Outreach nor any of Biden’s accomplishments… I didn’t even know Kamela ate dinner with the Cheneys on a hunting trip as part of the “Look how center we are!” till after the Green Lantern himself John Stewart poiinting it out while reminding everyone that Kamela was never woke.

They just saw “BIDEN’S LETTING EM IN THROUGH THE BORDER, oh and Trump uhh… prefers white chocolate I guess?”

The Media treated Trump with kid gloves and ignored anything positive Biden did.

Now I’m seeing the Media try to say “Luigi Bad, Trans Bad, CEOs Good!”

Fuck them, Trump was right, they are the enemy of the people. Not because they refused to kiss Trump’s ass, but because they’re the best player on his team.

It’s not “the economy stupid”

The specific section says “Medical interventions for the gender dysphoria may not be provided.”

So they acknowledge it’s a real condition that needs medicine then?

“Never touch your penis or angels will kill you.” - Stan Smith

“Obama is forcing new conglomurate WalMart-Target to sell bread for 50 dollars a slice!”

This guy understands what Phoenix Wright is REALLY about.

No that’s just a “copycat” who should be shamed for wanting to be like the “Evil” Luigi

I still remember when they tried to claim a plastic bag seen on footage of Rittenhouse was a “makeshift molotov cocktail”

1. A Molotov Cocktail is already a makeshift weapon, that’s the point, the poor will always have access to alcohol and fire so it’s the one weapon the state cannot take from you.

2. A plastic bag would make for a terrible molotov considering it can’t be thrown far and would just burn up in your hands if you tried.

They are treating Luigi the way they should have treated Trump, they treated Trump the way they should be treating Luigi.

He was at the Diddy Party where he penned the script for Velma

I read that, it was stupid and seemed to imply you opt in to be the imposter instead of it being randomly assigned, which would completely destroy the point of the game if it worked that way. Since the point is you don’t know who the killer is.

played video games

I know you’re joking, but there’s already articles claiming him playing Among Us was proof he was a bad egg.

It makes perfect sense for this to be a frame up because one of the incriminating items was a “Recently Used Ghost Gun”, a cheaply made 3D Printed gun that leaves no special marking on the bullet and can only really be used once. They are made to be used for crimes and discarded quickly, which is why some congressmen want to see restrictions on 3D Printers.

This raises an interesting question: How the fuck is he dumb enough not to dispose of the gun that was meant to be disposed? And has two answers: He’s just that fucking stupid or The evidence was planted

Ah yes, I remember that movie it was good. Yes I believe after drinks we were playing the new hit game Marvel Rivals! Does he know his way around a gun? Only when he’s playing Black Widow!

A Hero? Oh yes! He saved those orphans from that fire Count Olaf started, I saw the whole thing. Happened just as that United Healthcare guy got whacked, meaning it totally wasn’t Luigi! Not sure why I brought that up really!

…I’ve been having dreams about ASOUE and it makes me wanna take my books out of storage…

Except I never had the last two books in the series (Meaning I didn’t even know the 13th one took place on an island till the Netflix series)