481 documented cases.
How many rural anti-science hicks haven’t been documented?
Daryl, 9 of our 14 kids have them pimples.
Geez, it’s almost as if this is one of the most contagious pathogens known to humankind. If only there were some way to protect against it :'(
Maybe we should put money into inventing time travel so we can go back and see how they did it before.
Mainest American doctor: Of course there is protection. Vitamin A and a staik… Stake? Steik… A good piece of meat!
Some kids have to die for my craxy believes and that’s perfectly fine.
That’s a lot of unvaccinated people
Oh don’t worry, I’m sure some of them are vaccinated but still has to suffer because of these dumb fucks and shitty luck.
Phew, just moved out of Texas. BYE Felicia!
Self quarantine for good measure 😷
Enjoy that, Texas. I have fully stopped caring about people who insist on voting against their best interests.
ayythang bigger in texas! 🤠
I’m surprised they’re still documenting cases.
The feds aren’t doing nearly what they used to. We’re down to non profits, individual doctors, and random online groups trying to be what the NIH/CDC/FDA used to be.
