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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Why can't you just be normal?

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Why can't you just be normal?

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      ಠ_ಠ

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    How do you train your dog like this?

    Asking for a friend.

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      I believe step number one is to acquire a cockapoo.

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        And here I was sure it involved peanut butter.

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          “It puts the peanut butter on the bone or it gets the hose.”

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            Problems arise when you have a dog that would greatly prefer the hose to the peanut butter.

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                Don’t forget the inevitable zoomies that preclude the eating of the evil water snake. Seriously, I have to put up my dog every time I wash my car, and she whines the whole time.

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            Interesting choice of words.

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    This raises a valid point. Why is the default bone shape an elliptic cylinder with two symmetrical nodules at each end. Even as a kid (in the 1980s) I noticed this was weird, since no bone we take meat off of or have in our body looks like that.

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      ?? I just searched bones and joints look like this description, two nodules on the end of a stick.

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      bone

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        This is a much cooler (and much more 3D) bone than the two nodules at each end flat bone.

        I get that they flattened it to make it cheaper to stamp, but still. I’m counting at least three peaks at the top.

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      Humerus?

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        Hilarious!

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    That dawg gay af

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