Yeah this is mid

Best parts about driving blind. They save a lot of money on windshield wipers.

Thanks, I made this and a few others I posted.

We uncovered it. He’s a Romulan spy!

He was a mentally challenged sidekick.

Hey, I hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.

I throw them one of these looks.

For me “slow mornings” means I get to take my time as I poop, shower, and then enjoy a cup of coffee in absolute silence. Before my day is ruined by my kids fighting or asking me for things.

I’ll keep this in mind next time I get pulled over. Who knows could work with the right cop.

He killed Bowser and rest of the koopas are taking revenge.

Except instead of a smuggling guns or drugs we are stealing eggs and produce.

Um yeah same… I certainly wasn’t thinking “wow what a juicy minion ass”. That would be weird right?

So that scene where he pulls off half his mask to kiss Mary Jane could be different in this universe.

Gobblin’ a moblin.

🎊

I wouldn’t touch that with my bare hands.

Most of it is in my balls now.

Honestly this is probably a cheaper alternative to American healthcare. Hell I’d get a apathy ring, probably do wonders for my anxiety issues that I can’t afford to treat.