“Dress for your day!”

Changes in construction standards to increase hole ownership has lead mice to cut corners to increase holes and maintain profits from hole renters.

We have to consider the hole lords bottom line.

No scrotum, no hair, no bumps. Closest shave you can get.

Keywords.

Flash my piece - white in the face - fuck - real quick

What Founding Fathers would have to say.

“Did you not read all ‘men’ are created equal. That did not include slaves or women.”

Lemmy has a lot of Linux users. Saying you use Windows is like being a heritic to the faith.

Windows 12?

It’s the simple pleasures.

“I’m subscribed to your mom’s OnlyFans
I spent five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy giblets”

Well I just saved it to deploy anytime I see “deer god” from now on.

Similar issue, my wife knocked the kids rubber ducky into the toilet well flushing it. A complicated maneuver because she hit it with her elbow knocking the ducky off the top of the tank exactly as she hit flush. Had to auger it to the bottom of the toilet and than unbolt it from the floor and yank it out from the bottom hole because it wouldn’t go past the lip where the toilet met the drain. Honestly probably better it didn’t go into the pipes and get jammed somewhere else I suppose.

Guess I did all the way up to step 7?

And, yes I remind her of this folly regularly.

Maybe it’s American diets and not the plumbing.

Looks like a Yorkie half-assing flight.

…and at 40, I was amazed he didn’t learned anything new in the past 26 years and I was probably right at 14.

YOU GOT THE PACK TO CRANK IT WITH YOU BROTHER! ARRROOO!

People name Naomi.