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skhayfa@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing

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Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing

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skhayfa@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Twenty people have been hospitalized. Most cases are in children.
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    Ya got measles? Bring the kids over! We got enough raw milk for all of y’all!

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      Who’s bringing the roadkill bear meat?

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        Whale carcasses

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        This is Texas, not Tennessee/Kentucky/Arkansas.

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      Oll-oh-yoll

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      I think I heard if you drink raw milk with H15N while you have measles you get immunity to H15N!

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      Eat some raw milk and end up looking like leatherface JR

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