“This puppy has no teeth! … I will defend.”

Nice. Did he send you a billet?

I know who’s to blame, but I’ll never schnitzel.

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

🙏

Coincidence?

Cool! But yes, just a coincidence. I’ve had this song stuck in my head for years now, and I can’t help but link to it every now and again.

Who’s winning?

WE’RE ALL WINNING!

Kylo Ren asked for a REALLY BIG light saber, so they had to build it in space.

x86 emulator can boot Linux

… eventually!

(We Are) The Code Crew:

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

She’s on a roll!

Someone will have to figure out how to get one of the sides to stop believing that the country would be a paradise if only their opponents could be completely eradicated, first.

Whatever effort it took, whatever the cost: it’s worth bringing Twitter down just to take away Elon’s ability to tweet, even if it’s only temporary. I’m sure the tantrums must be epic.

American delicacy

travesty

Without seeing any evidence, I’m unwilling to believe that it’s being hacked.

But if it is… keep it up, boys.