I’ve heard he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.

LIDAR diodes > pineapple

Poop and shit?

This guy thinks I got two buttholes over here!

Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

“And she was a good friend.”

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

Not to be confused with ScunthorpeGPT.

He’s saving his “Kiss the Cook” apron for a special occasion. 😼

“Hey babe, do you have any ginger ale or seltzer? I’m all out of mixers here.”

“Yeah yeah, I got you man, but listen to these beats I made first…”

If you give me enough duck sauce, sure.

The fact it’s not called “antomolgoy” is a tragically wasted opportunity.

Oops!

Regina’s love corgis!

If you’ve lost the manual, you may have to digitally probe…

Forget I said that.

He says what we’re all thinking!

How introverts say “no”:

🙏