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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Good morning I choose violence.

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Good morning I choose violence.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    Good morning Squid I hope you are doing well amigo.

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      Look, I’m already being suspected of three other stabbings…

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        Go upstairs, have a nap, you’ll feel better.

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          Okay, you’re just trying to hurt me now.

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            Nah I’m just punchy because of lack of sleep because my poor elderly pug has tracheal stenosis and coughs all night despite medication, and I’m taking it out on everyone…

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              Okay, the penciled-in numbers (but only for non-military time because who uses that?) just sent me. Easily one of the best “job’s done boss” images I have ever seen.

              Sorry to hear about your dog.

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                Thanks. He’s going to the vet tonight so hopefully we can do something but I’m not optimistic.

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              Actually, that one I can sympathize with. I have this clock that takes me like 20 minutes to get back on the nail.

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          I’ve seen a setup like this where it made sense. Not nearly a long enough run for proper steps, but alternating half-steps allow you to get height faster. But this just seems like they did it for fun.

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          That was designed by a cat, or a team of cats.

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            To hide in and swat people.

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              Exactly. I recognize cat fuckery. I’m technically a cat person that doesn’t own cats to prevent me from becoming a crazy cat dude. I foster dogs. I can’t become attached to dogs. They’re far too needy, much like the bourgeoise, cops, influencers, and other “look at me,” type of children.

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      noooo not the cabinet :(

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