 
- that tree looks like he’s about to tell me that everyone over 40 needs to play this browser game - Looks like he’s about to give me the Master Sword 
- Only lef-brained thinkers can’t over high IQ this fuck chicken. 
 
- You are now morally obligated to go to a moderator and ask them to ban you. - Oopsie daisies uwu - You are now absolved of any and all charges against you. 
 
 
- I’ve never met a tree I couldn’t brutalize.  - This one even does rocks 
 
- I’m angry - I’m in pain 
 
- Ugh 
- In fallout 3 I used flamethrower for this. His name was Harold. 
- Careful he’ll turn the citizens of the nearby city into trees! - Yooo, Golden sun reference 
 
- Looks like several, based on the size… actskually. 
- It feels like there’s a really good Dad Joke in there waiting to be discovered. - I feel like it’s - you will die a log. 
 
- It’s big. It’s heavy. It’s wood. 










