As much as I’d love to watch Jake Paul having to spit out all of his stupid teeth, I’m not paying those people fucking money.

Bottom bunk.

But it is unbelievably funny.

Temu? More like Trashmu.

Wow a cop actually got in trouble for dog murder. That’s what, 1 in 40,000 per year?

Probably somebody got elected on a “protect the children” and did this to prove it. It’s not like it effects the jackass responsible for it. It’s performance child protection and it’s pretty common.

I’m sure that’ll be popular and there won’t be any repercussions and that unicorns will poop free candy for everyone.

Nobody was smart as he thinks they should be will work for free - especially not for him and the orange idiot.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

Because it’s funnier watching the tourists get fooled that way

I hate you take my upvote.

Chicagoam here. The bean is just a stupid tourist attraction. If you want to see real outdoor art in the city, go find the Picasso. It’s like a story and a half tall, you can’t miss it.

No that’s Boston.

That’s a lie meant to fool tourists. It’s perfectly safe to lick the bean in winter. You can trust me; I’m not just a Chicagoan, I’m Sicilian.

As a Chicagoan, I can confidently assert that no locals would touch (or miss) that stupid thing. The parade of tourists that think it’s great however? They’ll be drinking that shit lol

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

That’s because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of “contents: 8 razor heads” or w/e. I’ve worked a lot of distribution over the years and there’s a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.

In America they’re usually behind a locked plastic case.

AI generated music slop

FTFY