0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · edit-211 hours agoSometimes, it's backwardssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square87fedilinkarrow-up1409arrow-down121
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minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up73arrow-down5·edit-27 hours agoMore like: “IT people when software people talk about their requirements” No, we won’t whitelist your entire program folder in Endpoint Protection.
minus-squareel_abuelo@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 hours agoAs a software person i have to protest at being called out like this. It’s the fucking weekend man…stop picking on me for just one damn day.
minus-squareBig_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·5 hours ago No, we can’t get gigabit fiber everywhere. No, I don’t care if your program needs it. Yes, the laws of physics are laws for a reason. Write more robust code.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·30 minutes ago Write more robust code. Sure, I could read a book about best practices and Big O…but…What if we just table the idea for a few iterations of Moore’s Law instead?
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 minutes ago and Big O It’s asymptotic. Slower O doesn’t mean faster program.
minus-square0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down3·7 hours agoYep, unrealistic expectations. Or “you need a 12th gen i7 to run this thing”… the thing is a glorified Avidemux.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·5 hours agoChrist, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas… Using a few terrabytes of memory and a stack of processors as high as my knee so they can recreate Excel in a badly rendered .aspx page built in 2003.
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“IT people when software people talk about their requirements”
No, we won’t whitelist your entire program folder in Endpoint Protection.
As a software person i have to protest at being called out like this. It’s the fucking weekend man…stop picking on me for just one damn day.
Sure, I could read a book about best practices and Big O…but…What if we just table the idea for a few iterations of Moore’s Law instead?
It’s asymptotic. Slower O doesn’t mean faster program.
Yep, unrealistic expectations.
Or “you need a 12th gen i7 to run this thing”… the thing is a glorified Avidemux.
Christ, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas…
Using a few terrabytes of memory and a stack of processors as high as my knee so they can recreate Excel in a badly rendered .aspx page built in 2003.