MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoPovertymaxxed and bolognapilledlemmy.todayimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1580arrow-down117
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minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·4 months agoI don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoIn some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoSo I already blew my chance
minus-squareHolyginz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoNo if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either
I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.
In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.
So I already blew my chance
No if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either
*high fives…and misses!