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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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    am i in lemmyshitpost or am i in lemmysloppost

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    What’s going on with the emblem on the wheel? Slop?

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      Yes

      • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Something about the haze around the symbols for me.

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      No, this is a very real image of an actual car dashboard with very real warning lights.

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    NEVER SLOP

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    and just how many batteries, flat tires, and engines would you say ya have in that …car.

    • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      At least two gas tanks too.

  • nullspace@lemmy.world
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    You turn on the radio and all that comes out is CAUTION: PULL UP! CAUTION: PULL UP! CAUTION: PULL UP!

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    You 100%ed the car

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    Boy Scouts of America sash loaded with merit badges

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    What the hell did you do to your steering wheel logo?

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    There’s a controller disconnected and the car is on silent.

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    Well, putting your seatbelt on will take care of one of them. On the other hand, the car’s gonna explode, so that’s just strapping yourself to a bomb.

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    If you put on the left indicator and hold the horn while starting the car, then it starts in safe mode. That usually keep the car driveable for now.

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    There’s no low (or high) beam indicator but the headlights are on, so that’s broken too.

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    I only have money to get rid of one light so the best way to decide which one:

    🎶 minion dicks, minion dicks, in a dish, how many minion dicks do you wish?🎵

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      I’ll take as many as you’ve got?

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        Then you’re in luck because minion dicks are just baby corn and I work at the canning factory!

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    average Audi experience

    source: I own a 25 year old Audi

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