cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/48201538
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friendship-2
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Later it turns out to be a gay bar, and things go better than expected.
Bonus panel
Pick a coworker you don’t hate.
Ask if they want to join you for lunch.
If they agree, invite them again. Re-invite until it’s expected. Have them bring coworkers they don’t hate, or more likely they’ll bring people to you. All of a sudden, you have a friend group.
Now, start talking about workplace grievances. When your friend group is agitated to the point of mobilizing, you have yourself a union organizing committee
You lost me on step 1
Do you really hate all of your coworkers, or do you despise your job so much that any inconvenience is attributed to the messenger and not the boss
I read it that they don’t have coworkers.
I did this once. It worked well, still talk to most of those people from time to time since ive left that job.
My issue was the near daily expectation of going out for lunch. Like who’s made of money like that? Not going for lunch allows me to save like $100 a week now.
Nah that’s just work friends. Those aren’t real friends. You will lose them when you change jobs.
Go to the same place every day. Become a part of the scenery. Eventually people will approach you because you are familiar. Invite them to take a seat. Friends.
I made lots of permanent friends at one of my jobs, but I didn’t have a long commute or anything, we live 20 minutes apart only because they had a commute
Work friends become real friends once you turn the work-friend group into an organizing committee. I still have dozens of friends from my previous job, because we were organizing together
Man, I just remembered to text the folks who went out for beers after work when I found a new job, and we’re still friends and have all mostly quit drinking.
I tried this but then the friend group all agreed that I was a piece of shit and kicked me out.
Version updated for adults: “I have an Ibuprofen, wanna be friends?”
Do you have anything stronger?
Yes, please.
Only in countries where people don’t read the side effects.
Ibuprofen is fine for short-term use.
Your paracetamol is no better, just hurts a different organ.
Everybody likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum.





