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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

Just try it

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Just try it

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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    Those are 16 spoons of sloppy peanut butter

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      Doesn’t really matter as long as it’s a prime number

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    AI slooooop

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    Very true to life meme. “11 spoonfuls” but actually 16. Same.

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      They’re non-standard spoons, slightly smaller. They needed 16 to provide a full 11 standard spoonfuls of peanut butter.

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    A dog wrote this.

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    Goodbye hunger on a spoon legit great for when you need it.

    Maybe not eleven. Just two. Fantastic for when you don’t want to eat but your stomach disagrees.

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      I have two spoonfuls of peanut butter every night for dinner. Saves a tremendous amount of money.

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        It’s hard to beat as a budget food. I find I don’t tend to go for it when I have almond butter money to splash around, partially because it reminds me of being broke.

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    Can confirm, I’ve never regretted eating eleven spoonfuls of delicious peanut butter.

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    Uh… That’s my midnight snack.

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    peanut butter toast and a small glass of soy milk is my goto when I can’t sleep because I’m hungry

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    Safe, consistent snack.

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    That’s enough food for a week

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    You will certainly not regret FOUR

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    or just take two tablespoons of peanut butter and like one friend I know, balance ten tablespoons worth of peanut butter on one tablespoon and do it twice and almost completely empty out one small jar and still comfortably say that you only used two tablespoons of peanut butter.

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    Look. I was high and I was hungry, okay?

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    Haha me

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