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This is like one degree away from shit that actually happened, at least in the multiversal Aperture shit.
Are they still taking applications?
God, I’ve never wanted to work for Aperture Science more than in this scenario.
Until you need to fight an army of mantis-people…
That’s going to be real easy with my razor sharp mantis claws and mantis like reflexes…





