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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · преди 3 месеца

This is why I only drink energy drinks

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This is why I only drink energy drinks

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · преди 3 месеца
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    It’s the same stuff that destroyed the Titanic!

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    This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn’t just make you pee.

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      This data is based on studies where it was given to rats in insanely large quantities. Taken in moderation it can be enjoyed safely.

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        Still guaranteed to die eventually after consuming it

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    Lies. Peeing is the source of all liquid. After the environment cleans it up, we are compelled to drink the “water” to maintain equilibrium and keep the earth from flooding.

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      The real secret is drinking organic water straight from the hose.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    Good, I like to pee.

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      Go piss, king.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        😁

  • Dookieman12@piefed.socialBanned
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    I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy

    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Pee?!

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        Don’t kink shame :<

        • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Kink shaming is my kink!

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        Pee is just filtered blood, so technically all blood contains pee (plus other stuff)

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          No, pee is a component of semen, thats why it’s stored in the balls. It’s there awaiting final preparation when needed and excess pee is ejected when the balls get too full.

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    It’s the H2O stored in the balls.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      that’s why girls need pads and tampons, they can’t hold their pee

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        Someone else in these comments mentioned blood is just pee, plus some other stuff. So this all tracks.

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    It’s got electrolytes

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    Dihydrogenmonoxide is nasty stuff

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    B…but data center drinks so much more why doesn’t it pee?

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    It’s probably sarin.

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    Same but I still hate when I have to pee for the week, so I have to lube my urethra otherwise it hurts.

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