This is my daily driver for my six mile commute to work on all pavement. I need it because we drive eight hours to grandma’s house every other year for Christmas and I need the room for my wife, kid, and small dog when we go up there.

Rhymes with “make guns illegal and the gun violence will stop”.

Yeah, that’s the theory. I don’t think it’s gonna work. Shooting someone and stalking someone are very different and are not mutually exclusive.

The state will argue that he plead guilty to everything right up until pulling the trigger; as soon as he fired, he stopped being a stalker and started being a shooter.

As much much as I don’t want them to be, I think the state is right.

He literally said the words, “I shot him” during his plea.

Some are theorizing he’s admitting to the federal stalking charges so he can use New York’s double jeopardy laws to escape state charges for the same act.

Officially, he and his lawyers haven’t provided any reasoning for the decision.

Ah, self-taught. The slowest, most difficult way.

1. Buy books
2. Read

A “formal education” mostly involves reading a book. These books can be identified, purchaed, and read without enrolling in any course.

I have a whole shelf full of text books for IT degrees and certifications. Despite never enrolling in any classes, amazingly, the books still allowed me to read them.

That’s how the grift economy works; you take something illegal, give it a different name, and pretend it’s something new and unregulated. The trick is to undercut all competitors with investor capital and put them out of business as quickly as possible. That way, by the time regulators try to pass laws against you, argue that you’re “essential to the economy” now that you’re the only one who operates in that sector.

Uber - No, we’re not an illegal cab company, we’re a “ride share service”

Air B&B - No, we’re not an illegal hotel chain, we’re landlords who sign one-day leases.

Kashi - No, we’re not an illegal casino, this is a “prediction market”

Earn In - No, we’re not an illegal lender, we’re letting you access your future wages, today

Klarna - No, we’re not an illegal credit card company, we just let you pay in four installments

With how aggressively they’re destroying the planet and the poor, at a certain point, putting a stop to them becomes an act of self defense.

That would be stupid. Admitting to prowling means you admit to being there and having your attention on that person.

The best move is to say nothing, admit nothing; invoke Miranda and the fourth and fifth amendments. Make them prove everything.

I think this is for the state case.

Why would you think that? The article, even the headline, clearly says it’s for the federal case.

Are you commenting without reading, or do you just read that badly?

Getting drunk without food prepared ahead of time is laziness. People safely fed themselves for centuries before delivery apps existed, they can do it now too.

There are a few possibilities.

1. An error in some outdated database
2. She put your number there on purpose to annoy you with spam calls
3. It’s a pretext; this is her way of “reaching out” and she’s hoping you’ll call her to resolve the confusion

Either way, learn how the block button works, then use it.

If this pace doesn’t serve deep dried racoon dicks, I’m outta here. I’m tired of not having my coon dicks, this is bullshit.

Fucking secretary of health and I can’t even get one god damn fried coon dick around here, what the fuck? You work hard, all your life, hoping one day to be able to kick back and enjoy life’s simple pleasures once in a while, but look around and not a racoon dick to be found.

FUCK!

Tagging you as “AI-pilled” and “Can’t read”

Brushing your teeth is super gay. It’s taking a long object, basically a dildo, and shoving it in mouth while you suck on it.

Then you let the toothpaste fall out of your mouth like a fat wad of cum and finally spit it all out into the sink like the dirty used hole that you are.

Combine that with the choking sounds, gagging, and hand motions, it’s a three-minute ritual of gobbling the ceremonial cock, and for what? Breath that smells nice for our boyfriends?

Miss me with that gay shit. My mouth smells the way it should; like rotten meat and moth balls, because I’m a REAL man and REAL men don’t need no sissy goop in their cock holster every morning.

So is believing in flat earth, and yet…

The Shawshank Redemption should have won Best Picture that year. The only reason it didn’t is because it’s a sad story and people like happy stories more.

Goose on a moose on the loose

All this says to me is don’t be in Australia

It’s AU. They say “yes daddy” to every authoritarian, then act holier than thou and call other places a “shithole country” when they won’t lick the boots too.