A vintage Covid test
The first in a range of devices in Bill Gates private museum specifically designed to operate the permanently installed gonad stimulator built into his body.
The latest one is a keychain.
The song of my people.
It’s a sound effect generator. It only has a few different varieties of SCREEEEREEEECH and some weird telephone tones, though.
That was the keyboard Belgian superband Technotronic used in the 1989 block buster hit Pump up the Jam.
Asked my partner to look at this without any knowledge of what it is.
They say it’s a voice box panel for a robot.
They specifically asked for wrong answers!
It’s definitely a wrong answer.
It’s a device from the 90s that played specialize erotica tapes that had an extra channel which synchronized to an electric pocket pussy (not pictured) over 3.5mm cable.
90s contraceptive.
That is a reverse-cyclonic modulation moderator designed to run your washing machine backwards so that cycle time is reduced.
Pregnancy test from 1950’s
Two robots fucking, but you can only hear them.
intercom
a controller for an automated robotic arm for lab grade chemicals.
World’s worst sleep sound machine.
prototype controller for a cam girl fuck machine
