I imagine it more like Dr. Strangelove

Even with your legs so far apart?

His short term memory is shot anyway, actually listening won’t matter.

Probably still a less insane megalomaniac for a boss at least though.

More of a fetus really. At least position-wise

Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.

Single glasses are also $2 in local retail stores.

I actually prefer the clear $2 glasses to the fancier padded $8 ones. They last longer and the rubber on the fancy ones will eventually get sticky and fall off.

They’re also more religious for the first time since we’ve been tracking it. And it’s more men than women, and it’s a lot of that fundamental catholic shit like Vance and Amy Coney Barrett follow.

Makes me more depressed about the future than before I leaned that.

Explain it to me did a show on it. (warning, it’s largely religious people’s takes on it, not much about Covid or the recessions or external factors.)

TLDL: The worst part is many of the converts claimed it was because they wanted something “real” and “true”. Because the sky god is better than AI internet god I guess. We’re hosed though I’m afraid.

Pedantic arguments about the word brandish are pointless. He was walking through a crowd with a a rifle and wearing a mask. We don’t like it when the cops do it and shouldn’t tolerate it when anyone else does either. It’s too risky for us all and mass shootings are a real danger here.

They’re morons and don’t know the difference between RAM and Storage. There’s no way it isn’t 128gb storage.

Don’t forget:

• 1776 strikers
• Gadston flag stickers
• tattered flag motifs
• 3% stickers including the III ones
• 13 star flags
• any kind of mailbox lettering
• all bro dozers
• nra stickers

If you combine it with the sneakers and watch it buys you an extra 3 months before being taken to the gulags. Unless you’re brown, then it’s only an extra 3 minutes.

Statistically if the crowd is big enough it should end. But I kinda think if Trump kicks the bucket or lets Steven Miller have any more power, that getting out with my family will be necessary.

Well also just the brown ones.

They’re detaining people with Real IDs for hours at a time. It likely makes no difference.

Their shopping sites fucking blows though. Unless your want 100 results all from the same website.

Local finding of goods is still one of the only things I use google for at this point.

Yeah the Tyson and Purdue CEOs would have to cut profit margins and stop being billionaires for farm workers to make living wages.

The annoying thing is that universal healthcare would probably make the biggest difference because all these employers wouldn’t have to worry about full time workers requiring health insurance and the rest of us could afford to work for 1/3 less (at least that’s what independent HC costs me at the moment).

They only will if the cop/ice/marine is black.

I know malls are dead, but has everyone forget about Orange Julius (Caesar)?

I feel like this could be an attention problem. 8 is too many kids not to have serious help keeping a family running.

Also it sounds a bit like idiocracy if they can’t learn to fucking stay near an adult. Future Darwin Award contestants maybe?

My son was shy, but he hid from us a couple times. But he was taught from as soon as he could understand that wandering from mom and dad (or uncles or grandparents) was a bad idea. But he’s also an only child and has said some pretty weirdly mature things. He scolds me for putting marker caps in my mouth and makes sure I have all relevant PPE when we’re working in the shop for instance, and he’s been doing it since he was 4-5.