Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpersimagemessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1238arrow-down13
arrow-up1235arrow-down1imageThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpersMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square44linkfedilink
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 months agoYou can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
minus-squaregustofwind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 months agoI’d be ok with this if it was guaranteed their penises became infected and required amputation Can only do it once so make it count
minus-squareGork@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoThe ol’ Elon, as it’s traditionally called.
minus-squarefoodandart@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoThat’s stupid. Dudes just need to use a penis pump the week they get fitted for the suit.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months ago Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. Done! What’s next?
minus-squaretreeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoNow imagine injecting penis into Winter Olympics ski jumpers
You can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
I’d be ok with this if it was guaranteed their penises became infected and required amputation
Can only do it once so make it count
The ol’ Elon, as it’s traditionally called.
That’s stupid. Dudes just need to use a penis pump the week they get fitted for the suit.
Done! What’s next?
Now imagine injecting penis into Winter Olympics ski jumpers
Pfffft, way ahead of you.