[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper here won’t eat his treats; he can feel the tension in the air. And our Charlotte just…
Yeah, that’s icky. Machines like the Breville superautomatic ones are way better because they just have a regular fucking steam wand that’s easy to clean.