It sucks that we’re living through a legit fascist takeover, but at least the fascists are collectively as dumb as a sack of wet hammers.
I’m not familiar with the mirror, or their reliability, so here’s an article from NPR: https://www.npr.org/2025/11/24/g-s1-98612/trump-us-attorney-lindsey-halligan
That’s what happens when you pick your cronies based on their looks and sycophantic tendencies, instead of experience and knowledge.
She was the only one stupid enough to actually try and go for it. All the other prosecutors they asked refused, I think some even resigned. She’s a different kind of stupid I guess.
She’s a different kind of stupid I guess.
She’s going to get a dozen book deals from conservative publishers. She’ll land a talking head spot on FOX News. She’ll hook up with Steven Mnuchin’s cousin or get Baron Trump’s baby in her or just marries a party mega-donor. Maybe she runs for AG in Virginia in 2029 and rides in on a Republican reactionary wave after President Pete Buttigieg shits the bed. If nothing else, they’ll be posting jerk-off material of her on Grok for the next twenty years. I’m sure there’s a way to monetize that.
If you think that’s stupid, you’re thinking she’s playing a different game. Her card is punched.
She’ll hook up with Steven Mnuchin’s cousin
I’ll have you know that John Oliver is happily married!
President Pete Buttigieg
Sweet merciful FSM, no!
Ugh, it’s all so disgustingly incestuous…
Simpsons writer?
Maybe she gets a slot on Bari Weiss’s 60 Minutes and a credit on the next Mission Impossible film
You are assuming that all those people survive the Revolution. They won’t.
When the revolution comes, I’ll change my views to fall in line with the party line established by the Glorious People’s Republic of JoeRoganStan.
Their version of career skills progression is: “I’ve been faking it and making it. Based on what I’ve learned, I’m going to fake it even harder, to increase my making it.”
His kind of stupid.
The others were real lawyers, and didn’t want to risk their law licenses. But she’s not a real lawyer, with a mind-boggling case of Dunning-Kruger, so she was too stupid to know that most judges don’t decide cases based on which side has a lawyer that might let them fuck her if they let her win, even though they know she won’t.
Well I mean in this case, her lack of competency and credentials were a per-requisite. No one with skills in law would have even considered attempting these cases.
Okay, but in their defense, Lindsey Halligan is an absolute smoke-show. She’s going to make a great replacement for Jeanine Pirro in another two years.
The best part was that after Comey’s case was dismissed, the Goldigger Whore Press Secty promised that this wasn’t over, then Comey’s lawyer (who is an actual real lawyer, not like the DoJs lawyer) announced that the statute of limitations has run out, and they can’t touch him.
Basically: Case over, go fuck yourself.
So when they say “dismissed without prejudice”, does that mean they can in theory be file charges again, but really they can’t because SoL has lapsed?
Yep. Game Over.
And she’s fired in 3… 2… 1…
Can’t be fired from a job you never legally had. Taps forehead
