I love when bill collectors call me up everyday it makes me feel noticed and important, they really want talk to me. :)
Sometimes I see a dumb post and get mad that I’m seeing a dumb post and then I notice what community its in and I go oh yeah that’s a good shitpost.
Love and hate shitpost relationship :/
Anyway, good shitpost. Dumb boomer message.
I try to keep one or two near collections at all times. Makes me feel like someone cares…
This is a joke (although I am often behind on bills).
Have you tried just paying off all your bills in one lump sum
I have, but they wouldn’t take a fist born, nor magic beans…
Try using a middleman, like Rumpelstiltskin.
Your debt holders don’t want first born, because that just increases their obligations, but someone will give you a fair market trade for them that you can use as payment, or service in lieu of payment!
They don’t mind if you’re dead so long as it’s on auto pay.
I never thought of it that way, but now I see why they push hard for auto pay. Thats dark.
It’s a reason, but probably not the only reason. You are less likely to innocuously forget while on auto-pay, though, I doubt they care why so long as they get paid.
