• Pennomi@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    I saw something similar in an interview question once. You’re on a desert island and all you have is a laptop with connectivity to the internet (not gps like on a phone). How do you get rescued? Your battery won’t last forever!

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      16 hours ago

      make fun of taylor swift on twitter, the swifties will track you down in a matter of minutes

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      Ping a bunch of different known locations and extrapolate a rough location through response times, then use voip to call the coast guard that presides over that area and coordinate rescue using their knowledge of the area while I ping servers in a smaller and smaller geo region to attempt to narrow the search

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      “I would search for a website that collects the best answers to the most idiotic interview questions, and follow the instructions I find there.”

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      If the laptop has a camera, share pictures of the night sky with emergency services. They might have some difficulty but should be able to find someone who can determine the position from the stars. Depending on how long the battery lasts see if you can figure it out yourself and share what you find.

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        Wow, you have incredible faith in a laptop camera! On my phone the moon is often castello recognizable…

        But then, you can download a sky map and figure stuff out on your own then? How precise can that be?

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      Well, telling emergency services how you got there is probably enough for them to find you.

      The most pressing question is how do you contact emergency services. Do they get email?

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        Dies after 6 hours of trying to make an online phone call via various websites and constantly getting stuck because they want an excessive amount of personal data that I don’t have on hand with me on the island. The laptop had an 8 hour battery but beating myself to death with a coconut just seems preferable by that point.

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          Now that you mentioned it… Can most people access their emails from a strange island without their phones? My guess is they can’t.

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            You can if you don’t use gmail, or sign up for one without 2FA, the trick is going to be getting anyone to believe you’re stucko n a desert island.

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      Hmm first backlight all the way down. Then coast guard website, police website, search and rescue. Then post on uh oh I’m going to say it Reddit and hope it gets noticed. Hope with all of this you have some idea of where you are/were/how you got there. See if you can find a VoIP service if you have to call.