Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agoElon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellitesfuturism.comexternal-linkmessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up1310arrow-down18
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minus-squarenocturne@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up150·20 hours agoHe needs to hurry up and od on ketamine before he figures out to upload his consciousness into neuralink and we end up in Altered Carbon.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agococaine is most likely to OD you than KETAMINE.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·19 hours agoIt takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?
minus-squareAlmacca@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·54 minutes agoLead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agococaine is probably easier to acquire for him.
minus-squareNauticalNoodle@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-212 hours agoLong term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·18 hours agoJust keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course.
minus-squareturdcollector69@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoThe truth is, the tub was rigged from the start
minus-squareLettyWhiterock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·18 hours agoIf he uploads his consciousness I’m going to download a copy of it, mod it into the Sims, and torture it on loop.
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoRelated story of the horrors of uploading yourself 🤭 https://qntm.org/mmacevedo
He needs to hurry up and od on ketamine before he figures out to upload his consciousness into neuralink and we end up in Altered Carbon.
cocaine is most likely to OD you than KETAMINE.
It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?
Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.
cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him.
Long term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications.
Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course.
The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start
If he uploads his consciousness I’m going to download a copy of it, mod it into the Sims, and torture it on loop.
Related story of the horrors of uploading yourself 🤭
https://qntm.org/mmacevedo