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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites

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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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Elon Musk's brilliant plan for saving us from climate change involves a little help from a swarm of friendly AI satellites.
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    It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?

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      Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.

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      cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him.

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      Long term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications.

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      Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course.

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        The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start

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