YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 14 days agoDiscussion Thread 🍎 Thursday 6 November 2025message-squaremessage-square124fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down10
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareDiscussion Thread 🍎 Thursday 6 November 2025YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 14 days agomessage-square124fedilink
minus-squareforce_majeure1234@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-214 days agoWould you choose to be a flightless bird forever for $100 million?
minus-squareStudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 days agoCan I pick what bird I can be? I’d like to be a cassowary, because their headgear is rad and they look like dinosaurs
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 days agoThey ARE dinosaurs. Fucking insane ones at that
minus-squareTheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 days agoNo. Birds don’t have bank accounts, so the $$ is kinda theoretical if you did pick up on the offer.
minus-squareforce_majeure1234@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-214 days agoThen you’d be a bird though, and it could be cash money - who needs a bank account
minus-squaremelbaboutown@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-213 days agoI already am a flightless bird
minus-squareSeagoon_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·13 days agoforever? So I’d be immortal like an elfs without being an elfs no
minus-squareSaneMartigan@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoAn immortal flightless bird with $100M I need to think on.
Would you choose to be a flightless bird forever for $100 million?
Can I pick what bird I can be?
I’d like to be a cassowary, because their headgear is rad and they look like dinosaurs
They ARE dinosaurs. Fucking insane ones at that
You may
No. Birds don’t have bank accounts, so the $$ is kinda theoretical if you did pick up on the offer.
Then you’d be a bird though, and it could be cash money - who needs a bank account
I already am a flightless bird
forever? So I’d be immortal like an elfs without being an elfs
no
An immortal flightless bird with $100M I need to think on.
No.