My artist said the corner has to be red, and the black blob with red inside is a heart. I trust her judgement 😂

I wear them with pride!

Lovely morning with the niece. We played Uno Junior (which she won of course! I’ve never in my life played Uno 👀😂), we did some colouring, and played fetch with the dog.

Now I have to go out and get green nail polish - I have every other colour EXCEPT HER FAVOURITE COLOUR WHICH IS GREEN 😭😂

I woke up at 6am, and was like “whyyyy” until I remembered it is 8am in Melbourne lol.

Now it’s 9am here and I’m sitting outside in the sun having a coffee.

This might be more appropriately targeted to kids, perhaps, but I see no issue with your submission for children’s entertainment!

We have arrived safely in Perth (a few hours ago actually heh).

Watched Predator again on the flight, and spent descending enjoying the plane dropping due to the winds - I kinda like the feeling of my stomach dropping lol

Now we’re chilling at my FILs place for tonight, then dinner with Nonna tomorrow and off to SILs.

The weather here is fucking shithouse though, good lord

He sings the songs that remind him of better times

Was it the lager drink?

Danke schön!! 💜🙏💜

Waking up at sparrows fart isn’t the same without the Chaos Agent yowling at me to watch him poo 😂

Don’t worry, I will definitely cut my trip short if I’m having a bad time, or if Mickey is unwell lol

I just love him so so much

Ok the waterworks have started. I feel like the worst damn cat slave lol. I know I’m not, it’s not like I sent him to a gulag - it’s a dang palace!

I’m also the usual anxious about travelling, and when I’m anxious I tend to cuddle the cat. So this feels quite hard.

I think I’ll feel better when I’m away and gone, where I’m not around all his cat things 😂😭💀

Last wander around Brunswick to get some things before tomorrow. Got some 3/4 pants, a handbag, and a toiletry bag from Savers. Partner got new jeans and trakkies, and a pair of sneakers.

I also had to buy the Essendon membership scarf. I dont have any Bombers merch, despite them being my team, so I thought it would be pretty funny if people thought I was a member. Also we have a Freo scarf my partner owns, so it’s only fair 😂

Already missing Mickey, but I know he’ll have a good time. The other cats there were all very happy and really liked seeing the cattery owner, so I think he’ll warm up to the place very quickly. The cat opposite him is called Fat Charlie, he’s on a diet, and he was the fattest damn cat I’ve seen in real life 😂

The cattery owner did our check in and she said a lot of people go to the car and lose it lol

I was okay, I still am! My partner has been teary all day about it. I’ll cry later one when I’m two states away haha!

I’m sure I will cry when I get to Perth 😂 I’ll miss him too much!

Mickey has been safely taken to his cattery hotel. He hissed for the first time ever, because he doesn’t like the other cats, but he was still sweet to me. I haven’t cried or anything, I know he’s gonna settle in when he realises the other cats can’t get to him.

Now I just have to sort out the rest of my stuff for tomorrow morning’s flight 💀

My name is Otto, and I love to get blotto

I read it as every time you swear 😂 my bad lol I was like “bruh, I’d need 10x $50s just to cover me getting up in the morning” 😂😂

And yeah same, dad swears quite a bit and mum’s as bogan as they come so there was no hope for me 😂 many a detention spent picking up litter at lunch for saying “fuck” in primary school 😬

Just to Perth lol 😂

I’m not that rich for that to be sustainable mate 😂