Champaggen
If We Hit That Bullseye, The Rest Of The Dominos Will Fall Like A House Of Cards. Checkmate.
The key to victory is the element of surprise…
…Surprise!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised.
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro
She’s out of control! You win again, gravity!!
I often quote “You win again, gravity!” Whenever I drop something or the like, lmao.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
You win again, gravity!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
I bought a custom license plate frame with this on it to go with the SNUSNU vanity plate I ordered. Then my state denied the vanity plate for vulgarity after sitting on the order for two months. VULGARITY!? You used to be able to get some pretty risque things like OICU812 or TITSOUT. Now they’ve gone in the opposite direction by banning a light hearted sex reference from a cartoon.
Still mad about that.
- When I’m in command, every mission is a suicide mission.
- [introducing himself] I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service.
- Brannigan’s Law is like Brannigan’s love: hard and fast.
I don’t pretend to understand Brannigan’s Law. I merely enforce it.
Stop exploding, you cowards!
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
What makes a man turn neutral
If I don’t survive, tell my wife, hello.
All I know is my gut says maybe.
How very neutral of you.
Kiff, inform the men! I’ve made it with a woman.
Lower…
Lower…
Lower…
Too low!!
Lower…
dammit scooped by OP on OP’s own post?
“if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards… CHECKMATE”
Remember, Kif: in the game of chess, you can never allow your opponent to see your pieces.
sigh
We have failed to uphold Brannigan’s Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [pause] Kif, I’m asking you a question.
“You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.”
And also:
“In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.”
I’m surprised these haven’t been mentioned yet:
The secret of winning war is the element of surprise… surprise!
I have a sexy learning disability, what do I call it kiff? Sexlexia
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity!
