Capitalizing every word in a sentence is also stupid, yet here we have people discussing the pseudo-grammar of it.

You must have tree trunks for legs, but my very literal perception of this joke has always been ‘uphill, no downhill — just uphill’. As if they were on some kind of treadmill of hell.

Ok technically yes they’re also a loss leader, but giblets range anywhere between 3-9 bucks sold separately.

Edit: Pretty sure that more than makes up for the 2 dollars lost selling the rotisserie, but hey — apparently I’m bad at math.

But that’s not a hill? What were you, rich?

Pretty sure he’s the bad guy, I think if you’re going for a broader interpretation then it’s more accurate to say that God is also the bad guy.

Guys, did you realize that you can actually eat chicken organs?

For those of you actually wondering where the 2 dollars goes, it’s there. The chicken bits you never want to eat because you’re a spoiled western baby.

Edit: Giblets range anywhere from 3-9$.

So Satan is pretty famous for saying what he thinks, you a big fan of Satan?

Dude, Trump quite literally described metal letters on the wall as “Entirely Bronze, carved, and entirely Brass” in the same fucking sentence.

No this is not just his weird way of talking, he’s an addled old man that should have died 10 years ago.

Sigh Normally I read ‘.ml’ and instantly downvote but… I’m contractually obligated to upvote.

I don’t think anyone just uses one device anymore, pretty sure there are workarounds.

Makes me think God was a woman, and this is her pulling up the ladder.

I’m not being serious, of course, but it’s a fun concept — to me.

Edit: I guess that second part isn’t exactly clear, I’m agnostic so I have enough trouble deciding whether God is or isn’t to be concerning myself with whether or not it’s a man or woman.

Just bite harder

(Kidding)

Yes those are either massive pieces of bread or that plate is deceptively small.

Hey so, this might seem pretty extreme but um…

People who even attempt to steal sunlight should die. I don’t care how, they should just be dead.

To me it looks like the U to the far left is also messed up — it could be some kind of misalignment that’s applying more pressure on specifically that part of the press.

Idk, maybe there was an earthquake or something – I actually kind of like imperfections like this.

Do you have any idea how ‘Obama care’ started? Because it wasn’t his idea, it was Romney-care first. Kicker here is that Romney-care was spawned by the Heritage Foundation. The ones responsible for Project 2025.

You draw whatever conclusions you want from that.

Hey, you can’t just smash my trash with a hammer!

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised.

Sounds a lot like they got away with it. I’m not saying what they did is right, I just think it sounds like the perfect kind of lawyer for the federal admin of today.

Something tells me philosophers are typically not too concerned with attracting sexual partners.