I invented (developed) an mp3 file splitter. I did this in order to allow more tracks for the digital books my wife listens to. Each track was over an hour long and she’d sometimes have to listen to over 45 minutes just to end up to where she fell asleep the night before. Now each track is 10 minutes long (or 15, or 5; it’s variable, so your choice). So I make tiny sized mp3 files out of large sized mp3 files.
An effectively infinite power source. It is scalable for use in phones, cars houses, ships, factories. Obviously I can’t publish it because it would never make it through the patent process without me and anyone I know being disappeared.
Yes I made one. Yes it works. No I’m never sharing it with anyone.
Man, sounds like it would work great to power the teleporter I invented.
I invented a pagination system for web pages that allowed easy navigation with only a few clicks to get to the page you want, whether it was 3 pages or 3000 pages.
I’m really surprised no one else has invented it because it was so much better than anything else I’ve seen.
Does it still exist, and can it be implemented client-side? That sounds really cool!
I wrote it for a friend’s company, and I don’t think he ever did anything much with it. I don’t remember the exact details, but it was something like this for 200 pages:
<1 - 100> [101 - 110] 111 … 120 [121 - 131] <131 - 200>
Basically 3 levels of page selection, where you can pick one in a range of 10, skip forward or back by 10 or go to a new section of pages. It was something like that anyway. The total number of pages defined the ranges. It was all very clever and worked well for moving around large numbers of pages.
A lock-and-key mechanism. Modeled and 3D printed a proof-of-concept, too. Was proud of it until I found out someone invented it 100 years ago
Language, Book-print, fire, the wheel, lying on the internet…
Wait a minute… you didn’t invent lying on the internet. I did! That’s really cool about those other things though
I didn’t invent clinical depression but my god have I innovated it
Together we’re making great strides in the depression tech sphere
Deep Spy Penetration
A game to play when bored in an unfamiliar building. The goal is to get into as many areas of the building as possible without being told to leave.
Rules:
- Don’t be an asshole. Don’t steal stuff, break anything or move barricades.
- Don’t lie to get access. Asking is allowed.
- Opening doors with easily missed “no entry” signs is allowed, anything the average person might not see. Don’t open doors with blatant warnings.
- If you get caught you lose.
- If you set off an alarm you mega-lose.
And a best selling breakfast wrap at a restaurant.
I used to fix POS machines and networks for retail and hospo. I didn’t wear a uniform, just a polo shirt. I could walk into server rooms, storerooms full of liquor, and open cash registers without ever announcing myself or saying who I was.
Retail and hospo workers so often DGAF who walks behind the bar.
You can get into almost anywhere with a brown collared shirt and a cardboard box.
This sounds like a question that could easily potentially doxx someone. Just saying.
Looks like they invented a new way to doxx people!
A new data structure in computer programming. I got the idea from cell chemistry, and figured computers today can handle slow and inefficient, instead of fast and clever. Turns out it’s also great for networking.
👀 explain more!
It’s a personal project I’ve been working on.
Basically the data is moved around by things very slowly. It’s easy to integrate them into different systems. It’s like a very slow communication layer on top of everything else.
Any chance there is a repo for it? 🤩
Thanks 😊. Several, but still in development.
I’ve been working on this for some now; I’ll be talking about this more when I finish all the api.
the open-api inbound calls and db have been done for months. But it’s not a complete implementation in the code. However the spec was done a couple years ago and it has not changed, which means I’m probably going to keep that one.
I’m working on a testing platform where people can log in and try the library. I’m using that to test and finish.
Once I have actually finished, it will be public under the apache2 license. I’ll save this comment and let you know in a new community I will make in .ml for it
A UV-blocking screen used in screen printing processes.
In middleschool me and my friends used to play this game where you say a sentence and without pause next person says one. If we ran around a lot it was a very funny one to play while resting on some bench.
After few cycles making up stuff with no pause-time allowed, you would end up with a very random story that sounds like a fever dream. We simply called it “making up stories” with rough translation.
During a session, one friend said “I buy a boat” which we objected because story already established they only have 50 gold from the bird handing out leather hats that they met while falling from sky.
They kept insisting with excuses like “I buy a boat on sale” so I got mad and said “look you can either buy 50 glass bottles of water or save money for ship.”
As soon as they replied they will save I said “while saving money you die of thirst.”
Anyway that’s how we reinvented “making up story with choices.” where I narrated with choices while trying to ruin their story.
Over time choices became less rigid as in “what do you say to this man” and then it slowly evolved into us reinventing dnd from there.
The board games: Nightfall, World-Z League, and Unchained.
Some pretty neat data acquisition systems for particle accelerators.
The wheel
I have reinvented said wheel so many times.
How to tell if a joke is truly funny.
Still working out a few kinks.
