ICE are redefining the meaning of “low hanging fruit” almost daily now. Still, it’s good that they are getting tough on the wrongly accused.

Please don’t insult turds.

So it’s magic. Gotcha.

Like Brazil.

Yeah, but they are mainly white and it’s a version of Christianity, so that doesn’t count.

Do you think these people ever have an occasional moment when they think to themselves “I sound literally insane”?

Yeah, I’m on Android here because I like using my phone to pay for stuff. I’ve made a half-arsed attempt to degoogle a bit by running Immich on a home server for photos.

I had a Wiley Fox phone back in the day that was supposedly as stock Android as you could get.

Also windows.

In the Night Garden. Iggle Piggle, hopelessly adrift and dying at sea, gives up any hope, removes the sail from his boat, wraps himself up in it, and goes to the Night Garden, where everyone is friendly and there are no worries. Let’s face it - he’s dead.

An owl emitting 300 kilowatts of power would explode in a ball of flame that would light up the neighbourhood. I’ve never seen this happen, so I do have doubts about the numbers given here.

After you, Larry.

Yay! Problem solved. 🤓👍

Jason Statham would use metric gallons, and call anyone who doesn’t a muppet.

Can can people just stop being arseholes for a few days?

To change the perspective a bit, you lost a replaceable treat, the bird gets to live another day without starving.

Oh right, I never knew that. I thought it was just some random actor playing an annoying condescending wanker.

tldr; Sarah Vine, a Tory tradwife, gazes in wonder at the sunlight coming out of JK Rowling’s arse.

Democracy in action.

There must be a better source for this story than the revolting shitrag that is the Express, surely?