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We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.

Or live next to a waterfall. Or play waterfall noises through speakers.

Well, they can feel free to fuck right off and find another species that will accept them.

Dolly Parton is 100% class. One of the good ones.

You aren’t going to get the world’s first trillionaires by wasting money on saving people’s lives.

It works here. Every morning they go round the fridges (it’s a big place) and bung another 4 pints in if it’s getting low. The only time it didn’t work was after a long weekend, when the bottle looked too full to replace but it was starting to go manky because it had been sitting too long after it was opened. I just went to another fridge with good milk.

How about fixing the problem by having the management provide free milk? It’s about a pound a day for them and everyone is happier.

Makes it easier to see which sites to avoid, I guess.

There’s no phone signal where I work and I’d rather not use their app if possible.

My family uses it, work uses it, Microsoft 2FA uses it. It’s a hassle to try to change what other people use.

Meta can fuck off. The moment this shit appears I’m going 100% Signal.

I think “dozens” is exaggerating a bit, looking at the footage. I’d say there were about 4 people.

“It’s in Belgium”.

Alan’s fact of the day.

Sounds like a generally fucked up family.

alt.cows.moo.moo.moo was my go to.

Exactly his point.

He’d fuck off to the Galapagos and hide from all the idiots.

I don’t like to be a pedantic dweeb, but Schroedinger’s cat is saying that not only can’t you tell until you open the box, but that the cat is LITERALLY both dead and alive at the same time until you open the box and it becomes one or the other. It was a thought experiment to show how ridiculous quantum theory is. Quantum theorist just laughed and did an experiment that showed that reality is not only that ridiculous, but moreso.