I ran out of pickles and only ate 14. What is going to happen to me? I’m scared.
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Naich@lemmings.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Colorado Lawmakers Push for Age Verification at the Operating System LevelEnglish
2·8 months agodeleted by creator
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Technology@lemmy.world•The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parentsEnglish
481·8 months agoPublic money gets funneled to the tech bros and the population gets dumber. It’s a conservative win-win.
Naich@lemmings.worldto
News@lemmy.world•The Economist: Don't go after the rich to fix broken budgets.
291·8 months agoIt’s not as if the rich became rich in a vacuum and then appeared in society. They used society to get rich, and the money came from literally everyone else in that society - everyone who struggles to make ends meet is struggling because the rich are hoarding their share of the money.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Y Combinator CEO Garry Tan launches dark-money group to influence California politicsEnglish
21·9 months ago"support for common-sense policies and candidates”
So that will be the loudest fascists who have their tongues furthest up the billionaires’ arseholes.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump administration removes LGBTQ+ Pride flag from Stonewall national monument
2·9 months agoWhat a bunch of drab, miserable dullards they are.
Naich@lemmings.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Why Haven’t Quantum Computers Factored 21 Yet?English
5·9 months agoCome off it. Next you’ll be saying that https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.ca/c/vxjunkies are just making it up.
Probably strikes a nerve with some people.
Naich@lemmings.worldto
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Spotify and Major Music Labels Sue Anna’s Archive for $13 TrillionEnglish
9·9 months agoYou can’t sue people for something they haven’t done yet. Presumably if and when the actual music files are released the damages will go up proportionally - probably to something like $(volume of the universe / Planck distance^3)
Naich@lemmings.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Minnesota citizens detained by ICE are left rattled, even weeks later
11·9 months agoThat’s the main purpose.
Naich@lemmings.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Malicious VS Code AI Extensions Harvesting Code from 1.5M DevsEnglish
191·9 months agoHa ha. Good luck getting anything useful out of the dog shit code I write.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•"Between raising two young boys and putting in long hours at a marketing job, Kevin Caldwell can almost never find the time to make dinner. So he and his husband spend about $700 a week to order in"English
15·9 months agoCooking is great if you have the time. It’s a good way to relieve stress, and it’s cheaper and better in every way than bought in food.
The modern economy is designed to keep everyone working long hours and exhausted, so not many ordinary people have the time.
Naich@lemmings.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World CupEnglish
19·9 months agoI had a sepp blatter once, but I got some antibiotics which sorted it out.
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News@lemmy.world•Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes asks Trump for early release from prison
45·9 months agoDepends if she’s got enough money left to bribe him with.
Pah, reinventing the wheel. What’s wrong with the age checking they used in Leisure Suit Larry?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They removed the like button. What next, they gonna remove videos? It’s just gonna be ads???
19·10 months agoThere’s nothing more erous about nuclear then it being used by op.






I remember the days before hardware random number generators, when pseudo random number generators caused fuck ups by not actually being random. Now people are re-inventing the stupid way of doing it with AI.