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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前

Those were the good old days

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Those were the good old days

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前
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    3 天前

    Me protecting my womanGoose kick

    • nocklobster@lemmy.world
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      To be fair, you wouldn’t stand a chance against a cobra chicken.

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        A chicken would probably fuck me up. I have things to live for. The chicken doesn’t.

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        I wouldn’t stand a chance against a silkie chicken

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    I doubt a man could defeat a Dino, even if they existed at the same time

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      Depends on the dinosaur. A spinosaurus would just eat me, but I could beat up a velociraptor.

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        ha, no way you could defeat a velociraptor

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          A movie one, no. A real one, yes. They were about 40 pounds.

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            I definitely wouldn’t be happy about it if I were unarmed, but it’s basically a particularly ferocious goose. A baseball bat would be enough to give me a decent chance at leaving more or less unscathed.

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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            You think you have defeated it. But then the attack comes. Not from the front, from the sides.

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              Clever girl.

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          Real velociraptor was basically a turkey. The movie ones are closer to Utah raptor.

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            Yeah, but like a four foot turkey with sharp teeth and talons. I’m not sure I win that fight.

            Like, I’m pretty sure I could beat up a 10 year old kid. That’s about the size (if not the strength) of a velociraptor. But if that kid is all coked up, has kitchen knives in each hand and a football helmet with razors on the face mask, I’m not nearly as confident. Then if there’s a second one waiting to attack from the flank, then fuck that.

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          1 maybe. They traveled in gaggles though.

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      Anyone could very easily defeat a dinosaur. You can even go and do it today, many of them are weak as fuck with hollow bones.

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        Come to Australia and say that

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          underwater

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    Big if true

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    Jesus knew to befriend dinosaurs and ride them.

    Jesus loved that Yiff.

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    . …. Yeah prime shitpost!

    Congrats, I suggest you get your knuckles off the ground.

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