• themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Yeah, but like a four foot turkey with sharp teeth and talons. I’m not sure I win that fight.

    Like, I’m pretty sure I could beat up a 10 year old kid. That’s about the size (if not the strength) of a velociraptor. But if that kid is all coked up, has kitchen knives in each hand and a football helmet with razors on the face mask, I’m not nearly as confident. Then if there’s a second one waiting to attack from the flank, then fuck that.