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minus-squareThatGuy46475@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up98·1 day agoYou teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize
minus-squarerockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 day agoWho ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?
minus-squareobsoleteacct@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-218 hours agoAnd start making crazy demands about not being boiled and eaten. It’ll be Blair Mountain all over again.
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 hours agoNot with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire. (Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)
You teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize
Who ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?
“Fellow crabs, join claws!”
And start making crazy demands about not being boiled and eaten. It’ll be Blair Mountain all over again.
Not with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire.
(Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)