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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Pete Hegseth Says the Renamed ‘Department of War’ Stands for ‘Peace’

www.thedailybeast.com

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Pete Hegseth Says the Renamed ‘Department of War’ Stands for ‘Peace’

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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The secretary of defense said “those who long for peace must prepare for war.”

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/35746833

So when are we going to have always been at war with Eurasia?

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    1984 Wasn’t Meant to be an Instruction Manual!

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    Now where have I heard that before?

    Checks comment stream.

    Oh yeah.

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    Trump is then planning 1000 years of peace on Chicago? (I’m confused by his “threat” of Chicago finding out why its called the department of war)

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    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength

    Nope, not ringing any bells. None at all.

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    It’s fascinating how they really just do say the opposite of everything.

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      They’re reading off 1984, and so they knew if they named it the department of peace they’d give the game away

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    “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”

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      Checks all the boxes!!

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      I would have been very disappointed if no one had posted this.

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      France is bacon

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    Just call it the Ministry of Truth already.

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      Charlie Kirk Memorial Department of Truth.

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      They already did.

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      …and rename Guantanamo the Ministry of Love.

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    Oceania has always been at peace with Eastasia.

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    “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”

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    I’ll start a Department of Fucking, we will stand for Virginity.

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      The person who made the Virginia state motto was thinking close enough.

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    And I grew to love Big Brother.

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    Really, have these jokers read any books? Wow.

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      Only sections of their bible carefully cherry picked by their leaders. Otherwise you risk independent thought.

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      I mean from how they speak and post, their ability for language is reduced to the Twitter-level of communication.

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    Yeah and the bang bus stands as a symbol for celibacy

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      Used to be called the magic school bus before Ms. Frizzle decided to change it’s name to promote celibacy.

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      well, ironically…

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    Translation: Pete Hegseth hates this but Trump wants it for some reason so he has to go along with it.

    The worst part of this is that it will cost taxpayers billions.

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      Billions is probably hyperbole, but 6 figures is probably the absolute bottom estimate.

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        You clearly haven’t worked for the government or other large organization

        6 figures is dirt cheap

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