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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago

White House UFC cage fight will take place on the South Lawn, Dana White says

www.independent.co.uk

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White House UFC cage fight will take place on the South Lawn, Dana White says

www.independent.co.uk

fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago
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‘All I care about is the Octagon on the lawn and the fight happening with the backdrop being the White House and the Washington Monument,’ UFC CEO says
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    Two Sweaty men GRABBING each other? That’s ILLEGAL according to Mike Lee’s Pornography bill!

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      That’s what I am saying…

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    I hope everyone involved in this dies screaming. In minecraft.

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    Are we finally getting the Musk v. Zuckerberg fight we were promised so long ago?

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    The man had had money, high class peers, and has traveled the world his whole life. How is he more white trash than the Trailer Park Boys?

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    Wouldn’t this be considered “illegal” under new bills?!

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    It took a lot less time for Idiocracy to come to fruition than I expected. What a fucking clown show.

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    Very nice.

    How about those Epstein files?

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      This should be something to help take his mind off those for awhile.

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    10 years back this would’ve been a sketch on SNL.

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      you mean just before the trump run for presidency?

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    Do you think women in attendance will have to wear burqas or is that not coming down the pipe until next year?

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    America is stupid

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      Try living here. It’s like being trapped in a trashy micro-budget reality TV show about a demented pedophile turning the entire country into the most embarrassing laughingstock on the planet and the smoothed-brained dipshits who love him for it.

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        It is the Century of American Humiliation. At least I hope it only lasts a century.

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      Actual idiocracy with a mental illness epidemic.

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        Don’t forget all the fascism.

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          The fascism is a symptom of the mental illness; narcissism and empathetic deficiency coupled with stupidity.

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          And the fox news. Hey rest of the english-speaking world, notice your right wing media getting bigger?

          what a coincidence

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      Yup.

      A nation of dimwits and losers.

      And we’re going to find out what happens to stupid countries over the next few years.

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    Can we buy advertising space on the canvas?

    How much would it cost to have Release the Epstein Files all over the octagon?

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    The White Trash House. I bet they’ll pull out couches on the lawn to watch it.

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      I don’t think Vance pulls out.

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        Ah, yes, I forgot. Probably the only reason they haven’t put their couches on the lawn yet, is that they don’t want the public to see JD fucking them.

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    Arrest this orange prick, how much more will Americans lay down and take as this traitor rapes our children, women, and country?! Fuck this ruZZian piece of garbage named trump!

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      Trump needs to stand before the judges at Nuremberg, and that’s honestly being kind to him

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    Already done in the movie “Idiocracy” which seems to have done a solid job of predicting the future.

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    Can’t wait for the Gathering of the Juggalos in the rose garden.

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      Nah, Violent J endorsed Harris.

      They’ll do a knockoff Gathering, but with KISS fans, because Gene Simmons is a POS.

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      Rose garden was paved over, remember?

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