What’s the point of taking a vacation if I don’t get to send my coworkers pictures of my airport mimosa as they’re clocking in at 8am?
What’s the point of taking a vacation if I don’t get to send my coworkers pictures of my airport mimosa as they’re clocking in at 8am?
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No. But I want a regular banana later. So yes.’
Nope. 1.5 million dead Americans including my dad, shutdown economy and blatant racism making a comeback? No thanks. Don’t want.
Vague memory from years ago, but I think that The Uranus Experiment 2 has a zero-g moneyshot.
My work magically got a supply of N95 masks early in Covid. It was unexpected, so we didn’t have a plan or a system for them. Didn’t think to have a limit or anything.
A crew from Albert Lee bought every single one, took them back to their store, and sold them at 100% markup.
She would be my choice as well, but she just announced she wouldn’t.
But this is the DNC…
Guns are like tattoos. If you’re into them, you probably have a bunch.
Sorta. As a middleman who works his ass off to make other people’s lives easier, it’s not quite as black and white. My job is kind of unique, though. We are geographically located in the only access point for a niche market. Our vendors physically cannot supply our customers, so we middle.
I’m sure there are a shitload of useless middlers suckling off the consumer’s teat, but sometimes we are necessary.
A man was arrested outside the Kremlin for holding a sign that said “Putin is an imbecile!”
He was sentenced to two years for slander and five years for spilling state secrets.
There’s a small craft brewery in small-town Wisconsin that partnered with a coffee roaster to make a canned coffee called “Woke”. The coffee is pretty good, and the beer is damn good.
They piss off the local right-wing government, so they’re constantly getting shut down, but it usually only lasts a couple weeks.
Or when a cop punched a 16-year-old girl in the face for yelling at him.
Or when they beat up an old man for getting on a bus with a golf club he was using as a walking stick.
Or when they beat up a guy while yelling “I’m gonna beat the Mexican piss out of you”
Or when they shoot a native dude in the back from 20 feet away because he had a small knife.
I’m not going to give Seattle PD the benefit of the doubt. They have a long history of violent abuse, especially towards minorities.
It’s the classic problem. Democrats can’t get anything done, Republicans get the wrong thing done. Been that way as long as I can remember.
Roller derby in the 70s was likely scripted. Modern roller derby is almost definitely not. Tons of legit athleticism and power out there.
It’s a little dated by now, but watch Blood on the Flat Track. It’s about the Roller Derby resurgence from 15ish years ago.
Then the Seahawks had to sign him under the official NFL ‘you break it, you bought it’ clause.
Evolution gave man a brain and a penis, and not enough blood to run 'em both at the same time.
Yeah, but just based on my own prejudices, the antivax community ain’t a huge fan of the Spanish- speaking community.
“I don’t need to hear the arguments! Just tell me how that sonofabitch Brenner voted and I’ll vote against him!”
Yes?