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HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 hours ago

Production breaking driven developer

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Production breaking driven developer

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  • PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world
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    I’ve never actually tried or got the point of this test stuff tbh. It didn’t exist when I started so I never really got the point of it. I tried reading up on it a bunch of times and it seemed like extra work for nothing 🤷

    It seems popular though so maybe one day I’ll get around to it…

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    Isn’t test driven development also error driven development though?

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    Trauma driven developer

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    I’m a github issue driven developer, if it doesn’t get reported, I’m not fixing it, jk jk I love my 10+ users

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    Bug report driven development

    (And I use app reviews as my bug tracker)

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      Karen incident in the customer service call center driven development.

      If someone hasn’t yelled at a minimum wage phone rep over it, it doesn’t need to be fixed.

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    B: “I test in production.”
    A: bows down

  • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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    Vibe coding is error driven development.

    • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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      Vibe coding is driving error development

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      Joke’s on you, I vibe coded my tests too! Now my development is driven by errors in my tests!

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    Hey that’s no fair, it’s still test driven development but the test just runs in production!

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    What movie is that guy from? I know I’ve seen it but I forget

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      Kingdom of Heaven, I believe

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        Oh yeah I like that one

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    This was me today. Had to push a small fix to our API server, which serves 10 apps. It didn’t go quite as planned; boy was Slack and Zabbix not happy. My phone got a good workout though from all of the notifications – which didn’t stop until about 5 minutes after the fix was fixed.

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      I wrote tests today and found an error in my code. What is that? Development driven test driven development?

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